What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Russell's F1 Canadian GP win in doubt after Red Bull protest - Autosport

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

What is the belief about the existence of past lives and memories? Do we have knowledge of our past lives at birth or does it come back to us gradually?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.